Describe the happiest day of your life.

It wasn’t the day I lost my virginity. Could it have been the day when I finally learned how to use my unchasteness? I don’t even know what day that was.

I used to be good at remembering dates and phone numbers. I remember that much.

Was it the day I got accepted into university? It was what I felt I needed to do after high school. I remember being excited when opening the reply letters. It wasn’t when I graduated.

It might have been the day I got my first car. I don’t think so, though. I was melodramatic then…